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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something


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